Dog

 You know what? I might be a cruel GM who enjoys tactical fights, but i am never going to make you fight good bois. They also come in two sizes, small and medium.

Sir Borky is a celestial being from the other side of reality, who takes the shape of a dog. His divine mission is to appear to people who have become misguided and yet could have been great, and (in ways only a pet really can) teach them about compassion, responsibility and communication. However, while in the care of Despario, an emotionally stunted tiefling mage, he is forced to break character - as a bunch of angelslayers appear at the door.

A group of adventurers, desperately needing a crucial bit of information, makes a pact with a lord of the Fae. In exchange for completing a task that is "daunting, overwhelming and nigh-impossible", the Fey will reveal any knowledge they might desire to them. Fearing the worst, they prepare - yet the task is not at all what they were expecting. The Fey gives them an ugly, unkempt, sickly looking dog... and gives them the arduous mission of somehow winning the yearly dog show in Straganza City.

The massive, yet high-stamina elven ridge-backed dogs are used for hunting smilodons. However, Ri'shi, a dog from the latest litter, seems to be afraid of every sort of cat, from the smallest to the largest. The elves would be willing to, for the first time in history, give one of these dogs to an outsider. However, anyone willing to take on such a companion might first demonstrate discipline, a level of stubbornness, and dedication - lest the beast grow up to become a monster, ruining the breed's reputation (which would indeed, be an insult to the elves who bred it).